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Hot and smart quotes about sex and other hedonistic pleasures......
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. -Marge Piercy
For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches -Stacey Nelkin
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that -Lewis Grizzard
Nothing makes you forget about love like sex - Stacey Beasley
Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day'cures chronic depression -Faye Wattleton
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses -Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. -Robert Byrne
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. -Woody Allen
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. -Anonymous
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. -Erica Jong
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. -H.L. Mencken
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. -Elton John
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. -Truman Capote
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. -Woody Allen
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. -Groucho Marx
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! -George Bernard Shaw
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. -Woody Allen
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. -W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. -Anonymous
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. -Thomas Szasz
3 comments:
Ah, I love Woody Allen.
Yeah those quotes from Woody Allen on masturbation are right on...and you get the feeling Woody practices what he preaches too...when he is not laying some pipe in a lovely babe like Diane Keaton, Mia Farrow or Yung Poon Tang (or whatever her name is! LOL) Woody is really an inspiration to all of us dirty old men!
Hear, hear! I VOTE Woody Allen ALL THE WAY.
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