Sep 27, 2005

Your words........

Hot and smart quotes about sex and other hedonistic pleasures......

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. -Marge Piercy

For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches -Stacey Nelkin

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that -Lewis Grizzard

Nothing makes you forget about love like sex - Stacey Beasley

Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day'cures chronic depression -Faye Wattleton

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses -Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. -Robert Byrne

The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. -Woody Allen

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. -Anonymous

My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. -Erica Jong

Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. -H.L. Mencken

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. -Elton John

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. -Truman Capote

Sex relieves tension - love causes it. -Woody Allen

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. -Groucho Marx

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! -George Bernard Shaw

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. -Woody Allen

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. -W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. -Anonymous

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. -Thomas Szasz

3 comments:

lumpesse said...

Ah, I love Woody Allen.

Mike Stewart said...

Yeah those quotes from Woody Allen on masturbation are right on...and you get the feeling Woody practices what he preaches too...when he is not laying some pipe in a lovely babe like Diane Keaton, Mia Farrow or Yung Poon Tang (or whatever her name is! LOL) Woody is really an inspiration to all of us dirty old men!

Emmanuel.K.Bensah II said...

Hear, hear! I VOTE Woody Allen ALL THE WAY.